Note to self: When making a chocolate martini out of "sample" bottles, just stick with the Absolut Vanilla and the chocolate liqueur. No matter how much you think adding the caramel liqueur will add to the martini, please refrain. Too much alcohol, the flavors are too muddled. It's good, but not as good as just sticking with the original two ingredients would have been. If you need caramel, stick to caramel sauce drizzled down the side of the glass.

...That was fun to type with all the typos. No it's not the alcohol as I've only had a few sips of it. Yes I'm going to finish my drink. I hope it doesn't overpower me. I'm just starting to build up my tolerance.

Update: Hokay. I think the alcohol is setting in. I drank it relatively quickly. My anal-retentive brain is still making me erase any typos I have (so far in typing this sentence I've made only 2 3). I read "STNG" (Star Trek: Next Generation) as "Sting" and thought "WTF? Data/Feyd?" Yes, I'm a dork of the worst kind. The kind that's a dork but not quite a geek.

Maybe being the tiniest bit tipsy buzzed will help me actually go to sleep tonight before dawn. I can hope. It's really really hot tonight, because it was 99 degrees here today. And I'm going to see PotC:DMC tomorrow. No, I don't expect anything other than to be entertained.

In other news, I'm not doing anything dumb or getting morose or angry or anything. Just laughing at shit I would normally grin at, but not giggle or laugh. Maybe it was a bad idea to read metaquotes when I'm tired and just had a drink I just kinda made up as I went.

Tags: alcohol